Tuesday, September 06, 2005

BB5 - 2004: Project DNA (Do Not Assume)

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Scott Long - 11th - 4th Evicted - You were absolutely right Mike, I am the strongest player in the game

Will Winkle - 9th - 6th Evicted - If karma is a boomerang, I'll see you sooner than later

Marvin Latimer - 6th - 9th Evicted - You mean to tell me Jesus told you to nominate the black guy and the gay guy?

Drew Daniel - Winner - I got balls, Man

Michael Cowboy Ellis - Runner-Up - 13th Evicted - I will tell Nakomis she is being used as a Pond

Holly King - 12th - 3rd Evicted - My hair has been this long... since, like... it grew this long

Jase Wirey/Atwood - 10th - 5th Evicted - Looking for a few good ladies for my alliance...maybe a couple of twins

AdNat Okins - Natalie - 8th - 7th Evicted/Adria - 7th - 8th Evicted - I let my faith rule my life

Mike Lubinski - 14th - 1st Evicted - I'm disappointed that I'm leaving with no money, but you can't spend it from the psych ward

Lori Valenti - 13th - 2nd Evicted - I know how to think quietly to myself and keep my composure

Karen O'Neil Ganci - 5th - 10th evicted - I really feel like we're dealing with the clinically insane here

Jennifer Nakomis Dedmon - 4th - 11th Evicted - Thank you for letting me know I have a half brother on national television, you dicks!

Diane Henry - 3rd - 12th Evicted - Nobody breaks me dow-na

Secrets:
Nakomis and Cowboy are long lost Brother and Sister

Twins Adria and Natalie switched out

Pets: The Fish

Julie Chen and Julie's Boudoir

Monday, September 05, 2005

BB4 - 2003: The X Factor

Nathan - Erika - Scott
Jun - Jack - David
Dana - Alison

Michelle - Jee - Amanda
Justin - Robert

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Jack Owens, Jr. - 6th - 7th Evicted - It tasted like it dropped out of a cow's ass

Nathan Marlow - 8th - 5th Evicted - Golllleeeee.......Yee Haw

Jee Choe - 5th - 8th Evicted - I'm always the gullible doofus around here

Robert Roman - 3rd - 10th Evicted - I've got it: Apple Tape. That's where she's at.

Amanda Craig - 12th - 1st Evicted - Ooooooooooh

Erika Landin - 4th - 9th Evicted - #FOTH Korean piece of #FOTH, fresh off the boat, #FOTH immigrant

David Lane - 10th - 3rd Evicted - Grandma's going to love this

Michelle Maradie - 11th - 2nd Evicted - I'm always like the young one everywhere

Alison Irwin - Runner-Up - 11th Evicted -Why am I always the one to manipulate the boys in this house

Jun Song - Winner - Don't come in here saying you're here to have fun. Go home and play with yourself then

Dana Varela - 9th - 4th Evicted - You are lookin at one really pist awf person..I'm so pist awf

Justin Giovinco - 7th - 6th Evicted - People throw jokes around about my shorts, and I wash them every couple of weeks

Scott Weintraub - 13th - Expelled - (to Big Brother) You come in and get me! You can't f-----g handle me! It will take three of you!

The EX Factor:

Scott & Amanda - Engaged For One Year

Alison & Justin - Dated For 7 Months

Jun & Jee - Dated For 5 1/2 Years

David & Michelle - High School Sweethearts

Erika & Robert - Dated For Two Years

Pets: Cuff and Link - The Turtles

Pets: Plasma Fish In The Living Room

Visitor: Marcellas (snuck in and planted gnomes)
HGs didn't get to see him - just heard him over microphone.

Visitor: The Mime

Brandon Showalter: Kicked Off The Day Before It Started

Julie Chen and Julie's Boudoir

Sunday, September 04, 2005

BB3 - 2002: Expect The Unexpected

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Tonya Paoni - 11th - 2nd Evicted- Just so you know...just so you know, I'm not one to screw with

Chiara Berti - 8th - 6th Evicted - Don't say I didn't try to make a connection

Lori Olsen - 12th - 1st Evicted - Come on! Right now! Who's the spokes person? Who started it? It was you right?

Roddy Mancuso - 6th - 8th Evicted - Perception is reality

Jason Guy - 3rd - 11th Evicted - As harsh and as terrible as it is, you should have used the veto. I'm sorry, but I vote to evict you, Marcellas

Gerry Lancaster - 7th - 7th Evicted - Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

Eric Ouellette - 9th - 4th Evicted - Hi

Marcellas Reynolds - 5th - 9th Evicted - My sisters - my brothers - my mamma. They're sitting at home and they're like 'use the veto fool'. I'm not going to use it

Danielle Reyes - Runner-Up - 12th Evicted - People who don't wash their nasty hands when they come out of the bathroom...I have a problem with that

Amy Crews - 4th & 10th - 10th & 3rd Evicted - A month ago I walked in here with my nails perfectly manicured and my nose stuck straight up in the air

Lisa Donahue - Winner - I can orgasm just from my navel being touched the right way

Josh Feinberg - 8th - 5th Evicted - This is my house. This is my game. I'm gonna run it my way

Pets: The Bearded Dragons
Godzilla and Rodan

Visitor: Sheryl Crow

Visitor: This Guy

Visitor: And This Guy

Julie Chen & Julie's Boudoir

Saturday, September 03, 2005

BB2 - 2001

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Mike Malin - 8th - 4th Evicted- Am I that unenjoyable to be around?

Monica Bailey - 3rd - 9th Evicted - It's aaaaawn

Sheryl Braxton - 11th - 1st Evicted - I don't think anything is safe or sacred (on her nomination as a pawn)

Krista Stegall - 6th - 6th Evicted - What's goin on? Do I need to know about it?

Nicole Nilson Schaffrich (far back) - Runner-Up - 10th Evicted - I got a banner that crushed my world. I don't know what's going on with my husband. I'm throwing my life out the door for a stupid game

Autumn Daly - 10th - 2nd Evicted - I try not to be a big whiner

Bill (Bunky) Miller (far back) - 5th - 7th Evicted - Lets get a 6 girls and a gay guy alliance together to vote out the men

Dr. Will Kirby - Winner - Why do we keep having these contests where you're supposed to "know" about the other houseguests? I haven't listened to a word they have said

Shannon Dragoo - 9th - 3rd Evicted - Wow that was about the cowardest thing I've ever seen in my life (when she and Will were nominated by Hardy)

Hardy-Ames Hill - 4th - 8th Evicted - an...duh

Justin Sebik - 12th - Disqualified before 1st Eviction - I'm kissin' the girl, this we have to keep in mind. I'm kissin' the girl, and I go 'Would you be upset if I killed you?'

Kent Blackwelder - 7th - 5th Evicted - It used to be wierdos, sickos, and freaks. Now it's called "alternative lifestyles"

Pet: Ophelia - HG day 34 to 41

Visitors: Jeff Varner, Sue Hawk, Gervase Peterson, and Alicia Calaway from Survivor came in for a competition

Julie Chen and Julie's Boudoir

Friday, September 02, 2005

BB1 - 2000

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Curtis Kin - 3rd - 8th Banished - Why are they (banner planes) flying over people who can't vote

Brittany Petros - 7th - 4th Banished - I appreciate his up frontness and bluntness

Cassandra Waldon - 6th - 5th Banished - I don't want to hear anybody else's stuff

Josh Souza - Runner-Up - 9th Banished - You'll know if things are bothering me cuz I'll swim under water

Karen Fowler - 8th - 3rd Banished - That is soooo not right

Jean Jordan - 9th - 2nd Banished - It causes major societal image issues (on women getting boob jobs)

George Boswell - 5th - 6th Banished - Maybe I won't see my picture up at the Post Office, but maybe I'm the most hated man in America

William 'Mega' Collins - 10th - 1st Banished- Don't start writin' checks that your ass can't cash

Jamie Kern - 4th - 7th Banished - I rolled the dice and thats OK - right? I don't have any single reason to nominate really anybody in this house

Eddie McGee - Winner - Everybody in here has a degree of narcissism. I don't see myself as a good lookin' dude or whatever ... not like I'm a bag of teeth or something
(ed. note: Eddie gets two quotes - can't let this one go by:)
And then there were 5

Weekly Guests On The Live Show:
Dr Drew Pinsky
Health & Relationship Specialist

AOL Lady - Regina Lewis

Pets:
Chiquita Pugita

The Chickens

Visitors:
Ian O'Malley gave us a tour of the BB House

Anthony Sepulveda - Jamie chose 2 min. with a great casting director over her mom on a task she won

Almost HG:
Beth - Set to go in if any HG took money to leave

Julie and Julie's Boudoir

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Where Should The HG's Go Next????

BB11
  • Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd - The Jorff Show
BB10
  • Angie Swindell, Brian Hart, and Stephen Daigle - Saturday Night Live as regulars
  • Jessie Godderz and MrPEC_Tacular - Tool Academy 3
  • April Dowling - Hustler Video
BB9
  • Alex Coladonato - The Bachelor
  • Sharon Obermueller - Making screaming sound bites to be used in horror movie soundtracks
BB8
  • Jessica Hughbanks and Eric Stein - Beauty and the Geek
BB5
  • Scott Long - I Love Money - I could see him scrapping with the best of them
BB2
  • Nicole Marie Nilson - Hell's Kitchen
All Seasons
  • All HGs - Back home and back to work, Shows over - JERO621

Do you want to add ideas? They can be shows (real or shows that should be), Occupations, Countries, or anything you think of. Just leave a comment and I'll add it to the list with credit. (Fine print: If I just can't live with it, I might not add it)